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Directors Welcome Message
By GREGG BRiELL
KIRKLAND, Wash. (AP) -The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will
be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of
Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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NEW TRAINING FACILITY APPROVED
By RALPH D. RUSSO
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) - the Urban Warfare Center® presented by OPSGEAR®. It is a premier combat training facility used by
the Military, SWAT, Federal Agencies, and Private Groups. Utilizing marking gun technologies developed by OPSGEAR® and its
partners, the Center replicates the intensity of force-on-force engagements in a safe and controlled environment.
Accompanying the facility is a highly trained and diverse staff, including veterans of Military Special Operations, Counter-Terrorism,
and SWAT. These operators are frequently involved in training U.S. military units for deployments overseas.
As New Agent Trianees you will be training at this facility and many others like it.
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